1. Accept the fact that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue
2. Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them
3. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague
4. Never buy a car you can't push
5. Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on
6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance
7. The second mouse gets the cheese
8. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
9. Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live
10. A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour
11. Have an awesome day and know that someone has thought about you today
12. Save the Earth...It is the only planet with chocolate!